Talk:Lance Quivirus/@comment-4845243-20140124050333

I'm afraid that's not how doctorate degrees work. You only "graduate" from college once: with a bachelor degree. That's why pre-bachelor degree student is called an undergraduate, whereas those pursuing a masters or PhD are at the graduate level. So you cannot graduate with doctorates. Also, doctorates are earned by dissertations, which are usually extremely long. It doesn't matter how smart you are, the amount of time the research and writing (and defending) that it takes to get your doctorate is massive. No one could get multiple doctorates in three years, even if they were an uber genius to the highest degree. And having an undergraduate degree is a prerequisite to getting accepted to doctorate programs, so you can't just skip getting a bachelors.

But otherwise, great bio! :P